DJ Skizm's Spiritual Awakening Part 1

(I have changed the names of the people in this story as I do not want to get sued)

So I don't rlly remember how we planned our 2nd acid trip or how long we had actually planned it for...

Our 1st acid trip was sort of interesting, like we got deep but we were over this guy's house, who was for a lack of a better word, a complete fucking weirdo, we barely knew the guy- Ben told me he'd met him down the pub and said he'd done acid before so apparently that met his standards lmao

Big fucking Mistake

Once we'd taken the acid and got back to his house, he wouldn't stop talking, like no joke there were no pauses in what he was saying, and he kept on asking me to take my jacket off until I just got pissed off and asked him

"are u afraid I'm gonna shag ur girlfriend or something"

This guy did not have a girlfriend tho I'm 100% sure

Anyways for our 2nd acid trip it was me Ben and Lewis, me and Ben were taking the acid and Lewis was trip-sitting for us.

Just so you know, when u take acid it is always good to have someone sober to trip-sit for u i.e make sure u don't do something completely fucking retarded

For instance, 1 of the boys from a different group we'd chill with sometimes actually got run over by a bus when he was on acid cause he ran out of the forest and we couldn't find him

(that's a story for a different time tho)

So I got back from Bristol where I was studying Business at the time and honestly I can't rlly remember how I even got back, I think I may have gotten the Megabus...

Anyways I got to Ben's house and Ben and Lewis were chillin watching a David Attenborough documentary, then pretty much 5 mins after we got there we got the acid tabs out and stuck them on our tongues

It's been a while since I've done acid and I'm honestly not sure if it's a good idea to take it again-

(a lot of my favorite artists just never stop takin it, but nobody knows what the fuck they're talking bout anymore except the handful of other people who've also taken a fuckload of acid)

But taking acid is very different from taking a pill or doing some Mandy, with Mandy u just sort of come up and ur feelin nice and wavy and ur like

"oh I'm fucked, but I'm on the wave Im vibin"

some people have come up spew but I never had that problem personally

Acid is COMPLETELY different

ur sort of there like

"I think I'm fucked? Not sure tho"

and then it fully kicks in and ur like

"I AM FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

and those all caps and exclamation marks do not do it justice believe me

In fact I remember exactly when the acid started to kick in-

we were still chillin in Ben's house on the sofa watching the Dacid Attenborough documentary and I have a clear picture in my mind of watching these lizard eggs hatching on the beach and then being snatched up by snakes straight away as soon as they'd hatched

with Dave doing the commentary and really intense theatrical music playing

Like I cannot stress how intense it is being on acid with lizards being born and then being snatched up and eaten by snakes with theatrical music playing

Then there was this one lizard who hatched and he just starts making a break for it, like literally just swervin all these fucking snakes

Like he's running along this beach where loads of snakes are just trynna snatch him up

and then he clears the beach and he's running up this beach this rock and he's nearly clear but he gets snatched up at the last possible moment

At this point we were literally screaming at the TV, I was pretty much standing up with my hands on my knees.

The lizard and the snake were just in this grappling match, like the snake was crushing the lizard but the lizard wasn't giving up

I was actually screaming at the TV

"YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!"

and then the lizard broke free, he ran up the rock and then jumped into the sea and was home free.

Can't tell you how ecstatic I was by that point

I remember sitting down on the sofa, and thinking

"Life really does find a way doesn't it?That lizard just just overcame impossible odds, he sort of just willed himself free you know..."

and that's then we decided to go outside